This was attributed to Jeff Foxworthy.Â I somehow doubt it though because he generally tries to stay on top of the fence…at least publically.
Which side of the fence? Â If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.Â If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. Â If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. Â If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is out, he thinks about how to better his situation. Â If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.Â Â A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a believer, he doesn’t go to church. Â A Democrat believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. Â If a Democrat decides he needs health
care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. Â A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.
Well, I forwarded it.Â (Actually I posted it!)