Framing the Dialogue


The story that seems to be on Viagra.  Yes the Anthony Weiner story seems to keep popping up in the strangest places.  I hope you have already read my poem of a few days ago when the story first broke.  E.D. now seems to stand for Embattled Democrat.  According to the Weiner Spokeswoman (there’s job worth having – though probably pretty busy these days), Risa Heller, the Schlongmeister now is seeking a leave of absence (probably should have taken a leave for abstinence) to,

“to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person. In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well.”

Heck it worked for Patrick Kennedy and with Obama’s economy so bad it won’t take long for another story to spring up.  I’d actually feel sorry for Weiner if he didn’t come across as some arrogant elitist, but since that is what he is, let’s pile on…

My wife had to pull over on her way to work the other day as the radio station she was listening to had a thing going where they replaced one word in the name of a movie with “Weiner.”  She really couldn’t recall them later so we were sitting here brainstorming some ourselves.  I’d love to hear some from you too.

  • Gone With the Weiner (Wind)
  • You’ve Got Weiner (Mail)
  • Something About Weiner (Mary)
  • Along Came Weiner (Polly)
  • The Lord of the Weiner Trilogy (Rings)
    • The Fellowship of the Weiner (Ring)
    • The Weiner Towers (Two)
    • The Return of the Weiner (King)
  • A Weiner Runs Through It (River)
  • Edward Weinerhands (Scissorhands)
  • Silence of the Weiner (Lambs)
  • The Kings Weiner (Speech)
  • Scumbag Weinerman (Slumdog Millionaire)
  • Finding Weiner (Nemo)
  • Pulp Weiner (Fiction)
  • Mad Max Beyond Weinerdome (Thunderdome)
  • Legally Weiner (Blonde)
  • American Weiner (Pie)
  • Scary Weiner (Movie)
  • Grumpy Old Weiner (Men)
  • No Country for Old Weiners (Men)
  • Willy Weiner and the Weiner Factory (you can figure this one out)
  • Mighty Weiners (Ducks)
  • Apocalypse Weiner (Now)
  • Mr. Weiner Goes to Washington (Smith)
  • When a Weiner Calls (Stranger)
  • Weiner (Psycho)
  • The Rodfather (Okay it’s not a “weiner” but I liked it)
  • A Weiner Grows in Broklyn (Tree)
  • Weiner on a Hot Tin Roof (Cat)
  • Hunt for Red Weiner (October)
  • Weiner on the Roof (Fidler)
  • Funny Weiner (Girl)
  • 2011 – A Weiner Odyssey (2001, Space)
  • All About Weiner (Eve)
  • Weiner Over the River Hudson (Bridge, Kwai)
  • Raging Weiner (Bull)
  • It’s a Wonderful Weiner (Life)
  • Some Tweet it Hard (Like, Hot)
  • Dr. Strangelove (Actually doesn’t need to be changed)
  • My Fair Weiner (Lady)
  • Weiners of Endearment (Terms)
  • Weiner Without a Clue (Rebel, Cause)
  • Wuthering Weiner (Heights)
  • Tweets With Weiners (Dances, Wolves)
  • Weiner on the Bounty (Mutiny)
  • Weiner Doodle Randy (Yankee, Dandy)
  • Rocky Horror Weiner (Show)
  • Ordinary Weiner (People)
  • Little Weiner of Horrors (Shop)
  • Weiner Encounters of the Third Kind (Close)
  • Tweeting Miss Weiner (Driving, Daisey)
  • Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (No change needed)
  • Weiner vs Weiner (Kramer, or the case name for the Weiner divorce)
  • Swingin In the Rain (Singing)
  • A Weiner Named Desire (Streetcar)

I look forward to your additions…and his resignation!

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