This was attributed to Jeff Foxworthy. I somehow doubt it though because he generally tries to stay on top of the fence…at least publically.
Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.