I was preparing to post/blast Obama’s latest little gem calling for “spending reductions in the tax code.” Perhaps he believes all of the hype about how smart he is and how dumb we are. He’s not and we’re not (smart and dumb respectively). Jon Stewart beat me to the punch…
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So I’m driving through a more “liberal” neighborhood in Pittsburgh last Saturday and was not surprised to be following a boxy car covered with bumper stickers. Surprisingly the car was not a Subaru Forester. I first noticed the “coexist” sticker on the top center of the rear window. I probably saw thirty of these that day during my travels. The crescent always looks to me like a PacMan-like character ready to consume the other symbols (religions). Perhaps that is an accurate symbolism. As we wove through a somewhat rainy morning (hence the somewhat fuzzy photo – sorry about that) I got a chance to get a closer look at this driver’s array. I started to laugh as I noticed two of the stickers were shockingly contradictory (I’ve enlarged them for you).
As I am reading George W. Bush’s memoirs and have watched his interviews along his book tours (O’Reilly had the best interview that I saw) I am reminded about the media viewpoint that W is less than the sharpest tool in the shed while BO is perhaps the most brilliant president we have ever had. Even strong conservatives usually start their rants with something like “Look, we know that he is brilliant” followed by “but.” We all know that everything before “but” is “bull.” I repeatedly ask myself why the smartest president that we have ever had cannot give a simple speech without TOTUS (the Secret Service’s name for the Teleprompter of the United States). It’s so scary it is funny (more a sickening funny than funny funny). Even ardent supporters like Chris Matthews are getting in their licks.
News briefs are a collection of interesting news stories…
Brief 1: Finally some decent news for those of us men on the higher end of the weight scale. We cannot really wear tight Lycra bike shorts, Speedo swim briefs (no one except for competitive swimmers should anyway), or vertical stripes, but it seems that heavier men actually have heavier paychecks than their skinnier counterparts. Of course the thinner guys get more women since they don’t care about how much a man makes. The news is not so good for women whose paychecks are inversely proportional to their weight.
In this series I choose a current news article and you decide via a multiple choice format which terms were used and whether others would have been more accurate…….
Sept. 17 (Bloomberg) — President Barack Obama named Harvard law professor Elizabeth Warren a(n) __________ (adviser, czar, czarina, non-vetted adviser) to help __________ (control, shape, subvert, empower) the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, calling her __________ (“one of the country’s fiercest advocates for the lower class,” “one of the country’s fiercest advocates for the middle class,” “an elitist from academia with no business experience who will further my socialist agenda,” “an awesome sista and you’re a racist if you oppose her nomination…wait there was no nomination process as she is just another one of my extra-Constitutional appointees with unlimited power and answers only to me…snap!”)
News briefs are my collection of interesting news stories that may not warrant a full post…
Brief 1: It seems like the citizens of Japan want the U.S. out of their country. The UK Daily Mail reported that thousands of protesters called for the removal of all of the estimated 47,000 U.S. troops. Apparantly our troops are noisy and pollute as they protect the pacific rim. I say bring em home. Why spend our tax dollars to boost the Japanese economy. There are a lot of communities in the United States that would welcome them and the money they spend. We also need to take all of our equipment and defense technology too. While we are at it, we can take them out of Germany too.
Even before I reached my advanced age I was a list maker. Whether it be a shopping list, task list or the every present Honey-Do list there is usually one in my pocket. My obsession (or organization skill) is to the point where I will actually add a task to a work list after I have completed it. The task did not have to be on my original list. I just like to cross items off of my lists.
A funny thing happened when I was recently looking to buy my first Obamagear t-shirt. I was interested in finding a unique shirt, but I just could not find what I was looking for. Should I go for the “believe” shirt or opt for the classic “Yes We Can?” I was actually leaning more toward the “Yes We Did” design.
As I was looking at web sites, I was pleased to find that I could buy all of my Obamagear easily at the NBC News Apparel web site. I could even purchase a bobblehead (there has to be a joke there), a collection of campaign photographs, and my favorite the Obama Action Figure. Unable to wait any longer, I dashed off my order.
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