Ladies and Gentlemen…Introducing the Perfect GOP candidate!
Keys to the perfect candidate:
Mitt Romney’s hair: That’s his best feature physically, intellectually, conservatively, etc. though his campaign finances are quite attractive too.
Rick Perry’s thumbs up: Perry comes across as a very down-to-earth guy and this sells well though he may be a little too much like “W” for many people’s taste.
Herman Cain’s Brain: You have to love Mr. Cain’s wit, wisdom, and willingness to smash through the veil of political correctness barriers. He speaks to the people as a person.