We’ve all sat through long, boring speeches by nameless people who are on their way out of office, high school, the working class, etc. A timeless tradition is to bequeath something to those who will follow in their footsteps. These “gifts” are sometimes funny and often touching and depending on the closeness of those assembled accompanied by a good dose of tears followed by hugging.
President Clinton’s White House staff has the distinction of perhaps the pettiest actions of an outgoing office holder. It was widely reported that his staff stole everything that wasn’t nailed down including all of the “W” from the computer keyboards. His successor, in case you didn’t know, used his middle initial to differentiate himself from his famous father. You can still see many cars with their “W” stickers.