These are allegedly actual transcripts from courts. As you read these, keep in mind that an overwhelming majority of our congressmen and senators are lawyers.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: So now I’m talking about the twenty year old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
Ruth Ann Buzzi: Ruth Ann Buzzi is an American comedienne and actress of theatre, film, and television and is most known for her appearances on the 60/70s hit show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In. Before leaving New York for a career in Los Angeles as a television star, Buzzi played in several musical variety shows and television commercials, some of which won national awards including the coveted Clio Award. Buzzi’s first national recognition on television came on The Garry Moore Show. In the late 1960s, she was featured as a semi-regular on the sitcom That Girl as Marlo Thomas’s friend. A versatile comedienne, she played everything from dowdy old women, to tipsy drunks, to Southern belles to flashy hookers. Her most famous character is the dowdy spinster Gladys Ormphby, clad in drab brown with her bun hairdo covered by a visible hairnet knotted in the middle of her forehead. In most sketches, she used her lethal purse, with which she would flail away vigorously at anyone who incurred her wrath.
Sometimes I need help explaining what appears to be inexplicable…
Our local chapter of the “Occupy” movement (though they really don’t move all that much) has been occupying a local, privately owned park in the downtown area of Pittsburgh. The owner, BNY New York, had been allowing the occupation, but recently figured out that placating stooges who hate you won’t make them like you. In fact they lose respect for you, feel like they can push you around, and seek more. That’s the whole “Occupy” movement.