Ladies and Gentlemen…Introducing the Perfect GOP candidate!
Keys to the perfect candidate:
Mitt Romney’s hair: That’s his best feature physically, intellectually, conservatively, etc. though his campaign finances are quite attractive too.
Rick Perry’s thumbs up: Perry comes across as a very down-to-earth guy and this sells well though he may be a little too much like “W” for many people’s taste.
Herman Cain’s Brain: You have to love Mr. Cain’s wit, wisdom, and willingness to smash through the veil of political correctness barriers. He speaks to the people as a person.
“I have a message for the politicians that decided that their careers are more important than their children: I’m coming. I have a message for the lawyers who have made a lifetime of suing us into failure: I’m coming.”
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie
My own personnel experience with public education was limited to a year in kindergarten at Horace Mann school. The building still stands today, but no education going on in there anymore unless you consider stabbings and shootings and in particular how to avoid them education. My parents enrolled me in a private educational system starting if first grade. Before you get all twisted the private education was Catholic Schools in which I spent the next twelve years. Going to Catholic grade school was certainly convenient as I could walk there and there certainly was discipline growing up Catholic.
Relax I am not for open borders allowing a bunch of people to overtax our economy. I am thinking about a forced immigration policy where we can go and drag a person back to our side of the border. We would overly compensate the individual for their inconvenience and allow familial visits or suggest that they bring their family with them. We could even substitute a similar person.