I love Chinese food. Sometimes it is an adventure trying some new food, but I have had great experiences as these restaurants. A favorite part of the dining experience is getting the fortune cookie with the bill at the end of the meal. I should clarify that I enjoy getting the cookie not the bill. It can be fun sharing your fortune with your dining partners.
Over the years, I have collected some of my favorite fortunes even though many no longer are “fortunes.” There is a game that you can play with your fortunes by simply adding the phrase “in bed” after you have read yours. It certainly adds some humor to the meal, but you may NOT want to do this with work colleagues or young children.
The entire world is a buzz over Arlen Specter’s defection to the Democrat Party. Many conservative Republicans (it is sad that we have to make that distinction these days) considered him a RINO (Republican In Name Only) and feel that we have not lost much. It is all the Main Stream Media can do to contain themselves. Rumour is that Chris Matthews had a MAJOR tingle up his leg.
Over the years, there have been only a few phrases or sayings that have stuck with me. We all have learned the Golden Rule from our parents and that is a basic way to you’re your life. What I am talking about are phrases that stick in my head and make me hesitate when I say something often forcing me to reword what I was about to say.
I first heard one of these phrases on one of my favorite talk shows, Quinn and Rose in the Morning. One of my favorite quotes from Jim Quinn is “everything before “but” is bull.” When you speak and use the word “but” to qualify the statement, that qualification is nonsense, untrue, a lie, or bull.
Part 5 – Mushroom Farmers
I was going to call this Dyson (that fancy sweeper) to allow you to imagine that sucking sound as you think about the amount of money that will be sucked out of our wallets. I could have also called it “No Apologies Necessary” or “Pay No Attention to What I Said Before” or “Look at How Much I Can Get for $26/Month” or “They’re Stupid and Will Accept What We Tell Them.”