Selma Bouvier: Selma Bouvier is the raspy-voiced character on the long-running Simpsons animated television series. Selma suffered and unfortunate bottle rocket accident and lost both her sense of taste and smell. Selma’s favorite film actor was reportedly Troy McClure, to whom she was briefly married before discovering it was just a publicity stunt by McClure. She was willing to live a sham for a while, but broke it off when she realized she couldn’t bring a child into a loveless marriage. Selma inherited her deceased aunt’s iguana, Jub-Jub, instead of her mother, Jacqueline, due to Jacqueline’s apparent dislike of Jub-Jub. Unlike her sister, Patty, Selma has shown brief moments of sympathy for Homer, primarily due to his unwavering loyalty to his family. However, these instances are still very few and far between. The Simpson’s creators fortunately only use her character infrequently so she doesn’t get on our nerves. BTW what’s up with the hair?
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is the nasally-voiced Representative from the Florida district where you wonder what they put in the water to elect this. Patty must have suffered from an extended stint in liberal public and higher education and lost both her sense of pride and common sense to become a shill for the Democrat Party. Debbie’s favorite liberal was Anthony Weiner to whom she shared many appearances on liberal news shows before discovering that two Democrats with irritating voices might present a bad impression. She was willing to continue for a while, but called for his resignation when she could no longer defend his perverse behavior “sexting” various women who were not his wife. Debbie inherited her DNC position from Uncle Howard “the scream” Dean instead of more qualified candidates due to the need to fool Jewish voters that the Democrat party of Obama and Jimmy Carter do not actually hate Israel and Jews. Unlike other Democrats, Debbie has not shown brief moments of clarity and is able to spout liberal talking points regardless of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. However her talk show appearances are still very often and too short between. Unfortunately the DNC use her far too frequently so she does get on our nerves. BTW what’s up with the hair?