Framing the Dialogue

Separated at Birth – Scarecrow/Pelosi

Scarecrow
I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’ while my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.
I’d unravel every riddle for any individ’le,
In trouble or in pain.
Dorothy
With the thoughts you’ll be thinkin’ you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Scarecrow
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean’s near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I’d sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin’ my head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

 

Pelosi
A brief I remember sorta, learnin’about that water boardin
Consulting bout the pain.
Oh my memr’y I’ll be changing, while my notes are rearranging
If I only had a brain.
The CIA I’ll be blastin’, while aspersions they’ll be castin’
I’m in trouble once again,
Obama
With the crisis you’ll be facin’, you’d better be a racin,
To the Chinese once again.
Pelosi
Oh, I could tell you why The Press is at the door.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I’d sit, and lie some more.
I would not be just a nothin’ my head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of disdain.
I would prance and be scary, my enemies would be wary,
If I only had a brain.

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