Ralphie Parker: Growing up in Indiana, all nine-year old Ralphie wants is a “an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.” His parents, other adults and even Santa discourage him from this gift by telling him that “you’ll shoot your eye out.” Ralphie got his wish and promptly took a shot and hit himself in the glasses.
Barry Obama: Growing up in Illinois, all forty eight-year old Barry wants is a “comprehensive health care bill 2,700 pages long with government control, paid abortions, and this thing which controls one sixth of the American economy. The voters, the Republicans, and even Santa discourage him from this path by telling him that “you’ll be a one term president.” Hopefully Barry won’t get his wish, but will still be a one term president.
