Framing the Dialogue

Obama Baby

[This is perhaps best enjoyed if you sing along with the song Santa Baby as you read (I could not find a decent karaoke version).]

Obama Baby

Obama baby, slip an earmark under the tree, for me
We’ve been an awful good donor
Obama baby, and fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
Obama baby, keep your promise to screw the rich, let em bitch
I’ll wait up for you dear
Obama baby, and fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
Think of all the taxes you’ve got coming due
Think of all the fellas that you’ve yet to screw
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d check off my Ramadan list
Boo doo bee doo
 
Obama honey, I wanna START and really that’s
Just a part
I want Americans to fear
Obama baby, and fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
Obama cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, the deed
To stop drilling indeed
Obama cutie, and fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
Obama baby, I want my stocking filled with government checks
Paid for by American rednecks
Obama baby, and fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
Come and tax them after their last breath
Why should they get any tax relief in death
I really do believe their money’s ours
Let’s see if we can ruin their final hours
Boo doo bee doo
 
Obama baby, forgot to mention one thing to pox, kill FOX
I don’t mean a fur
Obama baby, and fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
Fleece another taxpayer tonight
Fleece another taxpayer tonight
 
This was inspired by my daughter who remarked about how much the singer asked for and how greedy she was.

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