I know many of these stories are serious, but the headlines removed the restrain from my brain and we get headline humor. These are the actual headlines as I found on-line. When you click on the headline you will be taken to the original story which more often than not has nothing to do with my vision of the headline.
Combat troops to get gay sensitivity training
Bill Would Ban Human Cloning In Minnesota

The "Rave" (ing lunatic), The Slave (according to him), and the Knave