I know many of these stories are serious, but the headlines removed the restrain from my brain and we get headline humor. These are the actual headlines as I found on-line. When you click on the headline you will be taken to the original story which more often than not has nothing to do with my vision of the headline.
Combat troops to get gay sensitivity training
Bill Would Ban Human Cloning In Minnesota
The "Rave" (ing lunatic), The Slave (according to him), and the Knave
Vikings’ Adrian Peterson compares NFL to ‘modern-day slavery’
Obama keeps joking about birthers
US Cost of Living Hits Record, Passing Pre-Crisis High
Man “Keystered” Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into California Jail
