I know many of these stories are serious, but the headlines removed the restrain from my brain and we get headline humor. These are the actual headlines as I found on-line. When you click on the headline you will be taken to the original story which more often than not has nothing to do with my vision of the headline.
Helen Thomas returns to journalism
UFC Fighter Jacob Volkmann Calls Out President Barack Obama, Gets A Visit From the Secret Service
‘Mother,’ ‘Father’ Changing to ‘Parent One,’ ‘Parent Two’ on Passport Applications
Dem ID down five points
Elderly Swedes bloodied in snow shovel brawl
Global Warming Prediction: Dire Outlook by Year 3000
U.S. ends “virtual fence” project on Mexican border
