I know many of these stories are serious, but the headlines removed the restrain from my brain and we get headline humor. These are the actual headlines as I found on-line. When you click on the headline you will be taken to the original story which more often than not has nothing to do with my vision of the headline.
US sues school over denial of Muslim pilgrimage
Michelle Obama has new warning on obesity
Larry King Prepares to Sign Off, and Everybody’s Talking
Foreigners flock to Florida real estate bargains
Switzerland considers repealing incest laws
Iraq: Al Qaeda Planning Holiday Attacks in West
Chavez seeks power to rule by decree for 1 year
Spiders, snakes? Brain-damaged woman knows no fear
