I can relate to F My Life. Heck we all have done really stupid things. I have a list that I’ve compiled over the past few years of the really dumb things that I have done. Sadly, it is not that short of a list. The authors have compiled some of their favorite that had been posted on their website of the same name. If you need a laugh or a cringe this book is for you. I loved it. My only critique is that it was too short. Here are some of my favorites;
“Today I was at work at the grocery store, and a woman pulled a cart toward me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her, “Looks like you’re going to have a fun party!” She looked back at me and said, “My mother just died. This is for after the funeral.” FML”
This one hit home as I was recently passed over for a promotion for a much younger, less experienced person who seemed to personally know the “decider”. It is very unsavory…
“Today I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML”
I’ve come to grips with it. Almost. Okay, not really. FML
“Today I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans, so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML”
You’ve got to read this.