Blue Devil On Defense
In yet another attack on controversial mascots, the Duke Blue Devil has been put in the crosshairs of a group claiming the devil is hurtful. Â Lucifer Smythe, a demon from the blue man coven, said recently, “Everytime I watch college hoops I gotta see this oversized Blue Devil on television. Â I find this representation of my blue devilish heritage offensive!” Â Asked whether he and the other two members of his coven were going to file a lawsuit he answered, “We’ve been in touch with the Southern Poverty Law Center and the ACLU and they think we may have a case. I’d like to give Duke a chance to fix this without going to court, though I’d like to make some money out of this.”
The Hillary Clinton 2020 campaign seems to have gathered some steam on Friday when anonymous sources leaked that the 2006 failed candidate signed a big money deal with the company BleachBit. Â The company was little-known until Clinton’s staff used the software to wipe her electronic devices clean even though they were under court order to preserve them. Â “it seemed like a natural fit for us as she really put us on the map” said an executive of the company who did not want to be named
New York City: Hoping to cash in on the seemingly endless whining after President Donald Trump’s historic election, iconic franchise, Build A Bear, will be featuring a new line of “bear” products, Build A Bare. “These Bares will allow the many victims of the Trump Presidency cope with their grief and having lost so spectacularly in November.” said marketing VP, Madonna Judd. She went on to explain that “we probably won’t be selling these in stores throughout the country, but will focus on the larger cities like Washington, DC, Los Angeles, Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, and Hollywood. That’s where are market seems to be and we expect to make a killing.” Madonna Judd noted. “I have thought a lot about this product blowing up.”
Washington, DC:Â The Leek News Service has learned that the “fake news” service, 
