President Richard Milhouse Nixon: The Watergate scandal was a political scandal that occurred in the United States in the 1970s as a result of the June 17th 1972 break-in at the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate office complex in Washington, D.C., and the Nixon administration’s attempted cover-up of its involvement. The scandal eventually led to the resignation of Richard Nixon, the President of the United States, on August 9, 1974 — the only resignation of a U.S. President. The scandal also resulted in the indictment, trial, conviction, and incarceration of 43 people, including dozens of Nixon’s top administration officials. The affair began with the arrest of five men for breaking and entering into the Democratic National Committee (DNC) headquarters at the Watergate complex on June 17, 1972. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) connected cash found on the burglars to a slush fund used by the Committee for the Re-Election of the President, a fundraising group for the Nixon campaign. [Source - Wikipedia]
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Rosey the Robot Maid: Rosie is a humanoid robot fictional character in The Jetsons animated television series of the 1960s. She is the Jetson’s maid and housekeeper and is usually depicted wearing a frilly apron. Her torso is mounted atop a single leg and she rolls about on a set of caster wheels. She frequently calls George Jetson “Mr. J”. Rosey was an old demonstrator model hired by the Jetson family from U-RENT A MAID. In the episode “Rosey the Robot”, her model number is revealed as XB-500. Rosey is modeled after Hazel from the TV show Hazel, a sitcom featuring Shirley Booth as a similar maid character.
Banzai Hyena: Banzai of Lion King fame isn’t quite as bright as his de-facto leader, Shenzi. He is quick with stupid jokes and really easy to be offended — or more like: really glad when he can be violent in response to any stupid jokes from anyone who isn’t a hyena. He does not compete with Shenzi or Ed because they’re friends. When he isn’t laughing about his own jokes or Ed’s clumsy behavior then he is still hungry! As always. Hyenas play one kind of bad role in the life of Lions. On the Lion King Muck, most hyenas are evil. But there are nice hyenas and hyena cubs too! Well, not these three, that’s for sure.
Ruth Ann Buzzi: Ruth Ann Buzzi is an American comedienne and actress of theatre, film, and television and is most known for her appearances on the 60/70s hit show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In. Before leaving New York for a career in Los Angeles as a television star, Buzzi played in several musical variety shows and television commercials, some of which won national awards including the coveted Clio Award. Buzzi’s first national recognition on television came on The Garry Moore Show. In the late 1960s, she was featured as a semi-regular on the sitcom That Girl as Marlo Thomas’s friend. A versatile comedienne, she played everything from dowdy old women, to tipsy drunks, to Southern belles to flashy hookers. Her most famous character is the dowdy spinster Gladys Ormphby, clad in drab brown with her bun hairdo covered by a visible hairnet knotted in the middle of her forehead. In most sketches, she used her lethal purse, with which she would flail away vigorously at anyone who incurred her wrath.
Selma Bouvier: Selma Bouvier is the raspy-voiced character on the long-running Simpsons animated television series. Selma suffered and unfortunate bottle rocket accident and lost both her sense of taste and smell. Selma’s favorite film actor was reportedly Troy McClure, to whom she was briefly married before discovering it was just a publicity stunt by McClure. She was willing to live a sham for a while, but broke it off when she realized she couldn’t bring a child into a loveless marriage. Selma inherited her deceased aunt’s iguana, Jub-Jub, instead of her mother, Jacqueline, due to Jacqueline’s apparent dislike of Jub-Jub. Unlike her sister, Patty, Selma has shown brief moments of sympathy for Homer, primarily due to his unwavering loyalty to his family. However, these instances are still very few and far between. The Simpson’s creators fortunately only use her character infrequently so she doesn’t get on our nerves. BTW what’s up with the hair?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Zapp is a character on the comedy show Futurama and senior member of the military of the Democratic Order of Planets (D.O.O.P.) though his title varies; he has been referred to as a “25 star General”, Captain, Rear Brigadier, “General Major Webelo”, Christopher Rossi, and Commodore 64. He is arrogant, incompetent, chauvinistic, cocky, vain, and painfully stupid. Although he claims to be a strategic genius, Zapp Brannigan is actually an imbecile and a coward whose plans are always absurd. Zapp is inexplicably well-respected throughout the universe, appearing as a Miss Universe Judge and often (ineffectively) defending Earth from attacks. Most battles are lost with Zapp in charge, due to his stupidity and incompetence; however sometimes the army is lucky. Zapp doesn’t care about casualties and cheerfully sends wave after wave of his own men to die in battle: it is implied that most of his ‘tactical’ victories have been pyrrhic, achieved only through high death tolls.
Peter Löwenbräu Griffinis a fictional character and star of the animated series, Family Guy. Peter is the head of the family and is noted for his unbelievable schemes and bizarre, nonsensical utterances. No one with any intelligence takes Griffin’s ideas seriously and would never think of inviting him to help anchor their NEWS coverage of the Republican National Convention.
Michael Francis Moore is a fictional documentary filmmaker and star of liberal propaganda movies. Mike is the head of his amassed fortune and is noted for his unbelievable “documentaries” and bizarre, nonsensical utterances. No one with any intelligence takes Moore’s ideas seriously and yet surprisingly this StupidWhite Man was asked to participate in the coverage for USA Today of the 2004 Republican National Convention.
Homer Simpson: Homer is the “leader” of the animated television series “The Simpsons.” While lovable he frequently finds himself intellectually lacking and often appears rather dumb when faced with logical issues. Homer’s family and friends often have to come to his rescue when he makes massive mistakes. Viewers watch in awe at his antics in anticipation of further mishaps.
Geri: Geri is a popular Pixar character thrust on the international scene after his appearance after the blockbuster Toy Story movie. The elderly Geri plays a game of chess against himself becoming each of the players by moving to the other side of board. He seems to change personalities depending on which side he sits. At a point late in the game the “nice” Geri feigns a heart attack to distract the “bad” Geri and literally turns the board on his opponent. Realizing that he is beaten the bad Geri hands over the prize – his false teeth. Sadly there is only one Geri and he has been playing alone at the chess board.
Saw Puppet: The Saw Puppet, unofficially referred to as “billy” by handlers is the plastic face of the Jigsaw Killer in the popular Saw movies. Billy has been famous for putting victims in sadistic traps and making them face life-and-death decisions. A typical trap may be to chain the victim with a knife nearby with the only way to escape being to saw their arm off. Billy is often used to describe the gory details to the trapped victims and causing many nightmares.
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